ADD ON STORY!!!! By: the sisters grimm
So once upon a time there were three girls sitting in a classroom. Now this classroom was no ordinary classroom… It had gross people in it. People that could just not stop talking! *cough cough Jake Wendt* WELL, this was bad because they happened to be in a yoga class and they were meditating, but the boy was non stop talking. So one day the girls ganged up on him and well let’s just say he is not able to tell the story any more… THERE WAS COUGHING AND SCREAMING!! HE screamed for his life because he is like a little girl! We laughed as we sewed his mouth shut (with much love). Then, as they were in computer class the next day, Jake happened to look over and see a certain story that they were writing about him. “Oh snap!” said girl numero 1! She looked back at him with sad puppy dog eyes and then taped his eyes shut. But then the next day they all woke up and laughed at their incredibly graphic dream… But while at school later that day, they all realized that dream was coming true. They were going through an EXTREME case of De Ja Vu. It was horrible as they sewed him mouth shut (with much love) and taped his eyes closed (with more love). But yet this happening was so enjoyable since he WOULD NOT STOP WIPPING!!! Then a Officer Vanilla came and she asked, “Hey, who has hurt this boy? They will go to jail!!!” They girls sweetly smiled and pointed at Charlie. And then Mikelle AKA girl numero 1 laughed and then passed out and died because of her guilt. But she did not die all the way through… Girl numero 3 was laughing menically and walked away sadly as her friend girl numero 1 had died. But she felt no remorse for what she had done to that poor boy who needed to be taught how to wip. She planned how to get revenge and murder him! But without the knowledge of the amazing officer vanilla. As girl numero 3 (savannah) walked away (deviously plotting), girl numero 2 gasped as Mikelle moaned in her half death. She would only sleep for one hundred year until her one true enemy came and slapped her on the face! Kenzie decided to go do a survey to see who hated Mikelle the most so that she could get them to slap her on the face and bring her back to life!!!! And so JAKE volunteered because his arms were the only working things he had. Because he knew how to play baseball he put all his force into slapping Mikelle. But it didn’t work. He slapped her harder and harder but nothing worked. He panicked. This girl was dead because of his failure to be good at wipping. He began to slump down to his knees, he lowered his face closer to Mikelle’s, and brought his lips close to hers and pulled away and FREAKING HEADBUTTED HER! Her half dead body was brought back to life! Mikelle’s forehead was badly bruised, but her eyes fluttered open and she saw Jake standing there. “My arch hero!” She cried. Then she opened up her arms and she realized she was delusional, and slapped him is the face so hard the seams of his lips can undone and started to cry and ran away… And so started Jake’s now realization of how totally AWESOME those girls were. He began to love them, but one day went missing. Nobody knows where Jake Wendt went, that is of course except Savannah. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Wednesday, May 13, 2015
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